Happy Father’s Day to the men who put up with my weird shit since day one. 🎉 Props to my big brother for sneaking me clothes of yours to escape the madness of me crying all day in the dresses mom made me wear and dad for all the confiscated pairs of work boots he bought me so I could be just like you two. Shot out to pops for carting me to bed every night that I pretended to fall asleep, just to make you carry me when I was tired and @mcliff87 for tricking me into riding a bike without training wheels. Either of you remember all the elementary school projects “what do you want to be when you grow up?” that I did where my answer was “My dad” or “My brother”? Thanks for letting me be the little girl who always thought she’d grow up to be a dad or a brother but actually ended up having the best dad and brother a weirdo like me could ask for. Happy pops day to you wonderful dads! 🎈👳👶
Because dressing like librarians is actually a regular event for us. @claudisadorable you my main bitch. Thanks for always making me laugh and look like a fucking midget. 💕💋
Got my boss to admit today that she loves my messy hair by telling her she didn’t have to love my tattoos but she couldn’t deny my hair. She agreed. 👌 Win a little more everyday.